Sunday, August 16, 2009

My Journey into the Light

Below I chronicle my practical, if superficial, conversion to Christianity:

Monitor HR: Hey Nathan, we need to process your visa for Saudi Arabia. Can you fill out the following questionnaire, including your religious persuasion?
Me: Hmm, I guess I haven't been religiously persuaded. Can I put unaffiliated?

Monitor HR: No.
Me: Um...

Monitor HR: Just put anything.
Me: Jewish?

Monitor HR: ANYTHING BUT THAT
Me: Fine...I guess I'll be a Christian.

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