Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Go Karting

So I exaggerated when I said there was nothing to do in Riyadh. There's Go Karting! And they even let women drive - although you have to rent out the whole place in order for that to be kosher. er, halal.

The mistake of the Go Kart track was to give us each a print out of average and fastest times. Never give data to consultants. Some crazy analysis was happening - someone even suggested we run a regression to confirm the hypothesis that some cars were faster than others. Luckily, before anyone could pull up SPSS, one of the case leaders noted that our number of car-driver-lap observations was insufficient to produce statistically significant results...

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

A Little Publicity

The Monitor project I'm working on has pretty much everything to do with this

Good timing, Economist.

Saturday, October 17, 2009

Abdul-Willie and the Dangerous Proposal

Monitor contracts a driving firm in Riyadh called "Effie Cars." We need them because drivers in Riyadh have no concept of lanes, or personal space. Which is traffic language means they run you over in their tricked out hummers. That's what being the source of the world's petrol does to you. So the "Effie Drivers" take care of us and have honed their reflexes for the Riyadh streets.

Most of the Effie Drivers are from the same area near Peshawer, Pakistan. This is how migration and remittances tend to happen here: one person (Effie) makes it, and brings his relatives and neighbors over as well. Their quality of life here is not good; they work consulting hours because they drive us and Bearing Point around. Most of the drivers have college degrees (one has a master's!) and are quadri-lingual (Urdu, Pashto, English, Arabic, although their English leaves something to be desired) but they can earn more money driving in Riyadh than any alternative in Pakistan. Might have something to do with this.

I got a ride from the airport today from Abdul-Willie. That is his "God-given name" and he's proud of it. We got to talking about when I'm going back to the States and when he's going back to Peshawer. I got a generous invite from him to his house:

Abdul-Willie: Yes, come to Pakistan when I go!
Me: Well, is my Indian heritage going to be a problem?
Abdul-Willie: Nono, the problem is not with people, it is the governments
Me(skeptically): Where exactly are you from? I'll look up travel there?
Abdul-Willie: Have you heard of Swat?
Me(full stop):...Swat Valley?
Abdul-Willie: Yes, Swat Valley! I'm maybe 3 kilos from there!

So...I have an invite to Swat Valley. If I run out of other dangerous places to go, like Mordor or just off the coast of Somalia, maybe I'll look up Abdul-Willie there.


*Actually, wikipedia shows some great scenery in Swat, just don't scroll down to the part titled "Taliban Insurgency."

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Venting

End of this case feels like the end of a marathon. You think you're almost done and then an oversized leprachan tackles you into the crowd.

Looking forward to hibernating this weekend.

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Finally

I finally got to use some GERMS skillz today at the Mall. I was on the escalator with a dad and boy behind me. All of a sudden the boy is crying and the dad is punching him in the back. I wasn't sure what was going on but the boy was essentially gasping with no noise coming out. We were at the end of the escalator at that point so I got behind him and did a couple J-thrusts - the boy then coughed out a horribly mishapen gumball.

It all happened very quickly, maybe 15 seconds in total but it felt like I was acting slowly. Afterward I tried to get the kid to sit down for a second to make sure he was alright but he was so frightened of me that he more or less ran off. The dad said his thanks and ran off after the kid, leaving me stunned at the bottom of the escalator.

But I've been on a bit of an adrenaline high all day and missing the ambulance (although I never got to use any manuevers as a GERM). Also spent a bit of time research medic programs...uh oh.

For more on the Heimlich Manuever I will refer you to an expert.

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Dammam: How Not To Travel

Monday night into Tuesday my team traveled to Dammam to visit a Steel Pipe Company (see below). We got in Tuesday morning at 3am, got four hours of sleep and were out of the city by 8am. Bleh.
A view of Dammam from the Sheraton. Looking out over the Arabian Gulf:


Instead of Bibles, the nightstands have Qurans and prayer mats:


Despite their best efforts at Saudization, American soft power dominates. The lunch options, from left to right - Krispy Kreme, Hardy's and KFC:


The Middle East attracts all the worst US fast food chains. Chili's is huge here, as is Applebee's. My first night in Dubai, the cab driver told me about a great night he'd had: went to applebee's, then saw JCVD. The middle east needs more to do...

Blue Collar: Ur doin it rong

Toured a Saudi steel company yesterday. Donning the approriate attire:

Monday, October 5, 2009

Follow Monday

The following photo was posted by @HHShkMohd - the twitter account of the emir of Dubai and vice-whatever of the UAE. Enjoy DUBAI FROM SPACE:

More on the twitter using, horse-riding, world-of-warcraft playing poet Sheikh Mo...after I meet him.

It's What's For Dinner

*I edited this post for content. Because Article I of the Saudi Basic Law states:
"God's Book and the Sunnah of His Prophet" are the country's constitution and Arabic is the official language with the capital at Riyadh. And there ain't no first ammendment to that.

I went out to eat last week at a Riyadh eatery called Nejdi Village, which is known for its camel. Like, to eat. I was not surprised; in fact my first encounter with traditional Saudi food came from Anthony Bourdain: No Reservation in which he goes to a desert tent and they eat a whole. baby. camel.

T.E. Lawrence, in his Seven Pillars of Wisdom (that amazon recommended me when I searched "arab novel"; be advised he is not arab though his biases do make it somewhat of a novel), described the feeding of his army. They slaughtered the weakest camel each night and the men, rotating by tribe, would have at it until only the bones remained.

Needless to say, my expectations were high. One of my colleagues suggested Nejdi Village would be like a seafood place, and we'd be able to pick out our camel upon arrival. It was not. In fact, we were not allowed into the restaurant. Our folly? Trying to bring a woman with us.

Yes, we were a diverse bunch, not just for Saudi. The multi-cultural Monitor team consisted of consultants from the New York, Cambridge, London, Munich, Dubai, Riyadh, Mumbai, Beijing and Seoul offices. And the woman, who tipped the scale. They suggested we try the other Nejdi Village, which supposedly made accomodations for womenfolk.

So we went. The food was okay; but we sat on cushions on the floor and the novelty made up for the lack of flavor. Our cushioned area was closed off by a door from the main serving area. The servers would not incessantly each time they entered, and made sure to close the door as they left. One of the consultants told them to just leave the door open. In the ensuing muddled conversation, it became clear that the staff believed our lady-friend was in fact our entertainment for the evening.

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Fares on the First

I'm continuing something I started a few months ago - publishing fares to Dubai from various cities. As the target audience for aspyindubai get more international, I've added some more unconventional origins. So just head over to Kayak and I'll see you in a few months:

January 5th
SEA $1,181
DC $933
NYC $914
CHI $736
Hong K. $615
London $443

Looks like the cheap United flight direct to Dulles won't be continuing - at least I couldn't find it. Rumors are the US government actually subsidizes that flight, and it's full of military and CIA, erm, I mean, "contractors." Perhaps the route change is fallout from a shift in policy from Iraq to Afghanistan? The contractors need to go Kabul, not Karbala?

PS Saudi posts coming tomorrow...this isn't a marketing teaser; I just can't stand to look at a computer screen any longer